Paris

So here is my conversation with Sam as I picked him up from preschool today:

me:
"Hi Sambo!  How was preschool today?"

him:
"Good, I went on a date with Bailey - a 'fake' date"

me:
"A date ... you are a little young ... what did you do on your date?"

him:
"We went to Paris!"

me:
"Hmm ... Paris (thinking to myself what does he know about Paris!)"

him:
"Not the real Paris where you would have to fly ... just Paris."

me:
"OK what did you do in Paris?"

him:
"Just slides, and walked and climbed ..."

me:
(Laughing in my head, where does he come up with this stuff?)